Tori Spelling showed off her hot, new “bikini body”
(to go with her paper bag face) EXCLUSIVELY to UsWeekly and told them that she’s finally got her body back after lending it to the four kids she gave birth to. Tori gained 30 pounds after birthing out her latest kid Finn, because she was diagnosed with placenta previa and had to spend four months in bed. The Creature from the Black Lagoon’s favorite pin-up ghoul is fully recovered and weighs only 115 pounds now, so she’s proud to shove her concrete ball titties back into a bikini.
There are so many things (example: THOSE SHOES!) to say about this, but why waste the keystrokes when all of my feelings are best expressed through those children’s faces. Thank you for that, Tori’s kids!