Afternoon Crumbs

April 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Anybody who sees Jenna Jameson out in the wild probably expects her to spit out glittery unicorn shit since her head looks like a My Little Pony’s ass – Hollywood Tuna 

Goopy Paltrow isn’t laughing, she’s heaving, because Robert Downey Jr. ate McDonald’s before kissing her – Lainey Gossip

I’ll buy one advanced ticket and bring my own popcorn-scented lube if Superman stays furry and topless the entire time – Towleroad

I really hope that’s a Hello Kitty blow dryer in Mimi’s hand – Drunken Stepfather

Rachel Bilson is in a bikini and Hayden Christensen looks like a middle-aged tax accountant who hasn’t seen the natural sun since November – The Superficial 

Alien-loving Tommy Girl signs on to another alien movie – Celebitchy

This rabbit is patiently waiting for the day when rabbits take over the world and it’ll get to laugh at a post called Stuff On My Human – The Berry 

The drawer lining paper from my abuelita’s old dresser looks good on Heather GrahamPopoholic

FINALLY, some happy news – Jezebel

No Charlize, no care – ICYDK

The Hammaconda, what? – SOW

Kelly Osbourne is talking about her body again – Just Jared

And the gang bang sequel to OctoMom’s fap porn will be announced in 3..2.. – HuffPo

This is exactly what I look like when trying to get out of a chair while stoned into another dimension – OMG Blog

How is it possible that these pictures weren’t taken at Coachella? – Moe Jackson  

I guess Star Magazine has never heard of Chris Brown or Donald TrumpIDLYITW

….and this is how the start of my soon-to-be favorite plushie porn begins – Videogum

Can Serena Williams please do a favor for mankind and use her ass to bop Kim Kardashian’s ass off of this planet? – Crunk + Disorderly

Morocco is the reason why Lenardo DiCaprio is a can’t commit kind of ho – I’m Not Obsessed

Seeing Ke$ha look decent makes me want to upon up a North Face store in Hell – Popsugar

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