Would You Hit It?

April 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Jamie Foxx looking like a cross between an overgrown Smurf on roids and a mutantized veiny Na’vi peen while shooting scenes as Electro on the NYC set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. I should be offended on behalf of blue-Americans that the producers of Spider-Man put Jamie Foxx in blueface instead of casting a naturally blue person, but I’m too busy wishing that I had a lit anal bead-lined hoodie during my raver days.

To answer own headline question, I should say “yes” since Jamie Foxx sort of looks like Powder after a bukkake party with the Blue Man Group, but no, I wouldn’t hit it. But only because when I look into his freezer burned eyes all I see is Nicole Kidman right after she gets out of her ice chamber in the morning.

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