I guess Kat Von D and Deadmau5 are ignoring the health department’s request and not getting married in a quarantine tent while officials in Hazmat suits spray them down with liquid antibiotics. Instead of doing that, Kat and Mau5 are planning on throwing an underwater-themed wedding. This is actually a good idea, because now their guests won’t look too weird when they throw bacteria-killing chlorine bleach at them before hugging them.
Kat Von D tells People that on August 10th, she will become Deadmau5’s future ex-wife during an underwater-themed wedding in front of 200 friends and family in Los Angeles. Kat says that she and Deadmau5 are really into the short story The Call of Cthulhu, about an octopus human, so their wedding will feature all the creatures of the sea. They’re going to have blue and green-colored food and performers dressed as mermaids. Kat also said that her dress is going to look like something the ocean threw up:
“It will have a sleek silhouette and include hints of iridescent teals, blues and deep violet ombré gradients. I didn’t know the dress was supposed to be a surprise.”
Kat and Mau5 both look like something rotten that a fisherman threw back into the ocean after it got caught in his net, so this underwater theme is perfect for them. I can already hear their guests let out an “awwww” when Kat’s crotch crabs come shuffling out in their bridesmaids dresses. I really hope that the front of their invitation has Deadmau5’s octopus sex tattoo on it, because that will set the tone for a day of true romance.
And here’s Kat wearing a zippered camel toe jumpsuit and alien heels to a book signing in NYC last night.