Amanda Bynes’ Face In Motion….

April 16, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

If you watched this last night, then you’re probably not reading these words right now, because you’re still rocking back and forth on your bed pretending like this never happened. Last night, Amanda Bynes tweeted this video of her getting ready with the caption:

I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight 😀

What in the John Waters meets Julie Masking meets a tweaked out Lil Kim meets a melting Nicki Minaj meets a strung out Courtney Stodden HELL?!

I know Renee Zellweger was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar in Chicago for doing exactly what Amanda is doing in that video above, but damn. If Amanda is Joaquin-ing us, she needs to stop. If Amanda isn’t Joaquin-ing us, Jesus needs to take the wheel and drive her to the nearest Sally’s Beauty Supply to sort out those unsynchronized brows. They look like two sad, broken see saws.

And that must’ve been a seriously intense Sour Patch Kid.

via E!

Tags: Amanda Bynes, I'm Scared

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