Afternoon Crumbs

April 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Amanda Seyfried’s Allure photo shoot looks like cover pictures from a YA romance series about love on a horse ranch – Popoholic

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel look like a couple of middle-aged, Volvo-driving suburbanites who only do it under the sheets with the lights on. In other words, they have never looked hotter – Lainey Gossip 

It’s not that James Deen has a small peen, it’s that Teen Mom Farrah’s vagina is as big as a power bottom’s gaping b-hole after a fisting party – The Superficial 

Let me fix that for you, LeAnn… “It’s nice to have a husband who lies to your Falkor face all the time.” There, much more truthiful! – Celebitchy

A gorgeous beauty with an A+++++ eyebrow situation like that should be able to use whatever bathroom she wants – Towleroad

The soft, yodeling bird girl from Nashville is naked – Drunken Stepfather

I am actually surprised that Beyonce’s delicate skin didn’t fall off from putting H&M stuff on her body – Hollywood Tuna 

This talking dog is a traitor (or he’s going undercover to find out the true secrets of the pussy community) – Jezebel

Some celebrity pays their kids to eat and believe it or not that celebrity isn’t GOOP! – ICYDK

Alison Brie impersonates the internet – The Berry 

Bradley Cooper is living with his mom – Just Jared

Sometimes magical things happen at Walmart – OMG Blog

But was Kimmy Gibbler the flower girl? – HuffPo

Another day, another sex tape from some reality show trick – Reality Tea 

The Friends reunion is happening in 2014 but probably not – Videogum

Translation: Kanye hates Kim (hey, that would be a great title for their reality show) – IDLYITW

Copy + paste peen into Leonardo DiCaprio’s right hand – Popsugar

….and then Katie Couric brought out the hymen cam – SOW

This pussy smoked the wrong stuff – Hollywood Rag  

What these pictures are telling me is that Tom Sturridge and Sienna Miller went for a bike ride, got bored with that, dropped their bikes, left them there and then hailed a cab. Rich people!  – I’m Not Obsessed

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