As Will Ferrell accepted his Comedic Genius Golden Popcorn Award at last night’s MTV Movie Awards, Aubrey Plaza from Parks & Recreation pulled a lukewarm Kanye West when she crashed the stage and awkwardly tried to snatch away Will’s golden dingle trophy. Will didn’t give it up, so she went back to her seat, sat down and dropped her plastic cup of the sweet nectar on the floor. The only good thing to come out of this totally staged stunt is the “Why the fuck did I agree to this stupid shit, I could be at home watching myself on TV” side-eye that Peter Dinklage threw.
MTV News says that Aubrey’s awkward stage crash wasn’t planned and the producers of the show asked her to leave right afterward. Will co-signed MTV News’ statement backstage and said that he really had no idea what was going on.
“I think she wanted to tell me something important, but there was no message. It was just a lot of hot liquor breath. And, then, and a little bit of sweat. And then she ran away. But the ship sailed on.”
MTV needs to pull all of our dicks harder, because there’s no way that mess wasn’t completely choreographed from beginning to end. First of all, they put Aubrey Plaza in the front row. Second of all, she wrote the name of her new movie on her chest. Third of all, everyone is saying that Aubrey Plaza looked ten sheets to the wind, but ho didn’t look drunk to me. She looked like she was faking the drunkness. A true drunk bitch would never spill the sweet nectar like that. A true drunk bitch holds onto their cup of the sweet nectar for dear life.
Even though this shit was a sad excuse for a publicity stunt, it worked!
But then again, maybe MTV was telling the truth when they said this wasn’t rehearsed. Because I don’t think any part of that shitty awards show was rehearsed.