ICYMI: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Trailer

April 15, 2013 / Posted by:

The MTV Movie Awards should’ve been called The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Trailer Event (featuring the MTV Movie Awards), because that trailer is the only reason why most bitches sat through that crusty skid mark of a fake awards show. Jennifer Lawrence couldn’t be bothered to show up to the MTV Movie Awards last night, so Miley Cyrus’ future ex fiance is the one who introduced the trailer which featured Donald Sutherland’s luscious eyebrows, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Woody Harrelson’s middle part weave and a bunch of sad hos looking grey-faced, miserable and dead inside (aka me while waiting in line at the post office today. Happy Tax Day!).

And on Halloween last year, I saw so many people wearing a broke down, busted Effie Trinket costume. So when I saw Effie Trinket’s purple dress in the trailer, I just knew that this Halloween I’m going to see a lot of broke Effie wannabes wearing a dress made of purple-dyed coffee filters.

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