Afternoon Crumbs

April 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Carey Mulligan looks more like Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot than Daisy Buchanan to me and that is a compliment! – ICYDK

How many high hos do you think asked Katy Perry if they could make out with the red lips on her crotch? – Lainey Gossip

Clint Eastwood and Francesca Eastwood should’ve switched Coachella outfits, because he would’ve looked hotter in those coochie cutters – The Superficial 

There’s a huge typo on LeAnn Rimes’ t-shirt. It should read: POW! BAM! WHORINESS! – Celebitchy

Tommy Girl is used to having slimy liquid drip down his face, so this is nothing for him – Towleroad

It was nice of the photo agency to Photoshop out the toxic warning signs on the beach – Hollywood Tuna 

Chrissy Teigen’s evil lion eyebrow scares me – Drunken Stepfather

Alison Brie and her Brie balls in EsquirePopoholic

Cheerleaders of the 1980s really knew how to bring the sequined glamour in heavy doses – Jezebel

Straight vs. Curly (and I wish this was a post about different types of pubes) – The Berry 

For a second there, I thought that droopy poop bag was the Hammaconda’s condom – Just Jared

FYI: Lauryn Hill still isn’t making sense – HuffPo

What Alexis Bellino really meant is that she returned to The Real Housewives of Orange County because she’s broke and needed a check – Reality Tea  

And now here’s some capybaras in a wooden tub – OMG Blog

I’d totally rim Superman’s butt chin – Boy Culture

Vanessa Hudgens will do Playboy for a VIP pass to Coachella and three floral headbands – IDLYITW

Justin Timberlake cheated on Bud Light with Coors Light – Popsugar

Irina Shayk hoses up – Hollywood Rag

Can somebody tell Kim Kartrashian that there’s a volcano on Mars that has the best anti-paparazzi laws ever – I’m Not Obsessed

Screw that school, this kid will show them all when he gets into Juilliard’s body fart program – Videogum

Gucci Mane loves jail – Crunk + Disorderly

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