Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Arrested For Throwing Her Chocha Hair At Him

April 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Some of us have wet dreams of throwing our pubic hair at Hugh Jackman’s face, but usually our crotches are still attached to that pubic hair.

Hugh Jackmeoff was working out at NYC’s Gotham Gym on Saturday morning when one of his crazy stalkers ran in, screamed “I love you!” and threw a razor covered in her pussy fur at him. It’s pretty surprising that Hugh didn’t scream “I love you!” back and hire her as his new beard, because I know I instantly fall in love with every crazy trick who throws pubes at me.

The New York Post says that 47-year-old Kathleen Thurston was hysterically sobbing when she slipped passed the gym’s check-in counter and ran to the area where the object of her stalking affection was. Kathleen reached into her waistband and Hugh thought she was going to pull out a gun, but she pulled out a coochie hair-covered razor and threw it at him. One of the trainers grabbed her, threw her out of the gym and then called the cops.

The cops caught up with Kathleen a few blocks away and arrested her. Hugh told the cops that Kathleen has shown up to his home before and even trolled around his daughter’s school. Kathleen has no criminal history and lives at a shelter for the mentally ill.

After Hugh Jackman gets the essence of Kathleen’s dirty pubes off of his body by marinating in a tub full of boiled Purell for a few hours, he should look into getting something called a restraining order. And poor Kathleen. Everybody knows you’re not supposed to throw your dirty crotch hair at the dude you love. That scares them off. You’re supposed to knit them a nice pubic hair cozy for their peen. Some crazy hos just don’t know…

Here’s Hugh walking around NYC with his wife the other day.

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