In “fuckery you just can’t make up” news, Justin Bieber and some of his friends visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam last night and not only did the shit-brained fetus keep his sunglasses on in the museum (picture above), but he also vomited up pieces of his ego all over the museum’s guestbook. After learning that Anne Frank hid in the attic for two years and was eventually captured by the Nazis and died in a concentration camp, the only question the Biebs asked was, “I wonder if she would’ve been a Belieber?” Out of everything, that’s what he got out of the Anne Frank Museum. I just…. I don’t…. I mean… I CAN’T!
The Anne Frank Museum Facebook page posted a transcription of what Justin Bieber wrote and it’s the reason why humanity cries today:
Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” Tonight Bieber will give a concert in Arnhem in the Netherlands.
Please, everybody knows that Anne Frank would’ve been a One Direction fan.
Another sad part of this is that the Beliebers probably don’t even know who Anne Frank is and they’re going to start sending her death threats on Twitter, because he gave her a shout out instead of them.
And Justin Bieber accomplished the impossible by managing to out-Bieber himself.