Afternoon Crumbs

Justin Bieber is trying to take Suze Orman’s place as the lesbian financial queen of our time – Lainey Gossip

In Teen Mom Farrah’s defense, she’s dumber than a factory-defected vibrator, so I doubt she came up with this porn plot on her own – The Superficial 

Thinking about Jay Leno nailing Andy Cohen’s ass puts FLAMES FLAAAAMES FLAMES on the side of my face – Towleroad

Crispy Ronaldo’s full-time suntan oil holder poses with some man abs – Drunken Stepfather

The first picture is like Scientology’s answer to Stonehenge – The Berry 

Kevin Bacon hates his own show and not because all of the serial killers are model hot and all of the FBI agents are really, really dumb – Celebitchy

Heather Locklear needs to donate a few strands of eyebrow hairs to her daughter – Hollywood Tuna 

This dress would’ve been a zillion times hotter on Elvira – Popoholic

Instead of being mad at themselves for not trying to help their daughter, Amanda Bynes’ parents are mad at Kim Kartrashian – ICYDK

GINGER TODDLER ALERT! – Just Jared

Kendall Jenner’s dream in life is to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel – IDLYITW

I’d hit it until my parts fell off and even then I’d glue my parts back on and hit it again – (NSFW) OMG Blog

“I am so jelly, you get to have so much fun now!” – Goopy Paltrow to a brown-haired Reese Witherspoon – Popsugar

The name Brittany Cole makes my brain queef up question marks, but one thing I do know is that she is a style goddess – Moe Jackson 

This GIF gave me the puckers – Crunk + Disorderly

Don’t scroll while looking at this picture of Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s nipples or they’ll cut your screen – Celebslam

The pile of dried up mashed cauliflower that is Whitney Port is already way too Coachella-ish for me – I’m Not Obsessed

Simon Cowell’s make-up artist forgot to paint his tits – SOW