Aaaaaaand Now Here’s A Palate Cleanser

April 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Just ignore the picture of Robert Downey Jr. getting GOOP on his lips.

Because Robert Downey Jr. is magic and knew that we needed a good retina cleansing after looking at a Sméagol suck the ick off of another Sméagol’s face, he danced a merry jig during the photo call for Iron Man 3 in Munich, Germany today. While dressed like the lead supervisor of the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland, RDJ posed with a greasy stick of GOOP before he made everyone secrete Beck’s (which is like the most authentic German beer, obviously) from their nipple slits as he pranced, jumped, pranced and jumped.

I don’t even care that RDJ’s chin pubes reminds me of the coochie of a porn star I always see on Brazzers, I’d still leder his hosen (whatever that means).

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