Seen above saying “My foot will go in here any second now!,” Matt Lauer hosted an UJA-Federation of New York on Tuesday night and used some of his time on stage to slap at himself a little bit.
One hundred Americans were recently asked (no, they weren’t) if they would rather get a yeast infection while prolapsing at the same time or spend a minute with Matt Lauer, and all of them screamed, “I’ll take the yeast!” Matt Lauer knows this, so he let everybody know that he knows they hate him.
“[I was] a bit surprised to be asked to host this dinner. If you’ve been following the papers lately, you know it’s been a bit rough for me. These days, I only get asked to host dinners if polio is busy. Yup, I have a lower Q rating than polio right now.”
And he kept stabbing at himself when he introduced Katie Couric:
“Katie has a way of making headlines. Who can forget when she was co-host of the ‘Today’ show? She got a colonoscopy on TV. Not to be outdone, two weeks ago, I got one in The New York Times.”
There were three people in the country who didn’t completely hate Matt Lauer, but they do now after he joked about polio. Congratulations for that, Matt Lauer!
via Page Six