Open Post: Hosted By Joe Jonas In A Wonder Bread Suit

April 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Jonas Brothers fans are in college now (read: we’re old and we’re going to die soon) and one fan asked Joe Jonas to be her date to her college formal. Joe Jonas responded to her with a video that features him in a Wonder Bread suit, Sexy Sax Man, some Careless Whisper and him grunting out butt sex noises while lifting weights. It’s obvious that Joe Jonas has a lot of time on his hands, so he can please use some of that time to pick up a dildo, put a ball gag in his mouth and film that mythical sex tape we’ve all been waiting for? And he better play some Careless Whisper in the background, because I’ve always said that Careless Whisper is the best song to get pegged to.

via ONTD

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