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April 11, 2013 / Posted by:

The giant peen that shut down the Nürburgring racetrack in Germany.

Somebody looked at the Nürburgring racetrack and decided that what it really needed was a huge, gigantic, long dick on it and so they painted one along with the word “Danish.”  I don’t think they did it as an homage to The Hammaconda, because if they did, it would’ve taken up all the lanes and Jon Hamm would’ve issued a statement telling all of us to stop looking at it and drooling over it. That thing is a pencil dick with mouse balls (homage to Chris Brown?).

You’d think that the German police would appreciate fine art and giant dicks, but they don’t, because Metro says they shut down Nürburgring for three hours on Sunday while they erased the peen.

This isn’t the first time a giant painted dick showed up on a racetrack. IMDB trivia says (no, it doesn’t) that Tom Cruise was really scared about shooting his race scenes in Days of Thunder, so the producers painted a giant dick on the track to lure him out. Yes, he scraped the skin off of his ass from scooting along the painted dick on the pavement, but at least it got him out on the track.

And life would be so much better if everything had a giant peen on it.

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