The Voice Of America FINALLY Speaks Out About “The Jay-Z’s” Trip To Cuba

April 10, 2013 / Posted by:

I haven’t really covered Beyonce and Jay-Z’s controversial trip to Cuba, because who really gives a shit and this is coming from a ho who would live-blog Basement Baby’s trip to Tijuana if she took one. Anyway, some politicians in Florida jumped out of their chonies about this and are trying to get the Treasury Department to find out if Beyonce and Jay-Z broke the embargo. The Treasury Department said that they ok’d their trip to Cuba, but they wouldn’t say why (SPOILER ALERT: Beyonce and Jay-Z got an approval letter from their dad Obama.) Billboard says that Beyonce and Jay-Z’s trip was arranged by Academic Arrangements Abroad, a New York-based educational company that offers group travel to Cuba.

I didn’t care about any of that until Mitt Romney’s main girl and Dionne from Clueless tweeted her thoughts about this now important subject. Yes, STACEY DASH HAS FINALLY SPOKEN!

Send “The Jayz’s” (copyright: Dionne Davenport) the Guantanamo! Better yet, let’s punish them by making them take the freeway over and over again.

Here’s the two investors in communism strolling around Cuba a few days ago. I think I’m more concerned by the fact that shameless Beyonce has taken her copy+paste act way too far by stealing clothes from Basement Baby’s dirty laundry basket.

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