If you’re wondering if Russell Crowe still barks at nearly every trick he comes across, he does! Rebel Wilson was on The Tonight Show on Tuesday night and talked about how when she was younger she won the the Nicole Kidman Scholarship at the Australian Theatre for Young People. Years later, Rebel was at a restaurant in Sydney and saw Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe eating together. Rebel wanted to thank Nicole, so she sashayed up to the table and before she could say one word, the throbbing, pus-filled, hairy taint wart greeted her the way he greets everyone!
“One time in Sydney, I saw her having dinner with Russell Crowe and I go, ‘OK, now’s my chance. I’m going to say thank you. I went up to them but, before I could say anything, Russell Crowe turns to me and says, ‘Fuck off!’ I just put my head down and walked the other way….. But thanks, Nicole!”
The hell did Rebel Wilson expect? It’s Russell Crowe…. and he’s got a plate of food in front of him…. and she’s coming at him. You never mess with Russell Crowe and when he’s got a plate of food in front of him, you take two steps back.
Russell Crowe was just being Russell Crowe. Bitch curses out baby birds that fly too close to him. Bitch screams at kittens that look at him too long. Bitch doesn’t have ass lips anymore, because he raged them off a long time ago. Rebel is lucky he only cursed her out. At least he didn’t throw a phone at her or even worse, sing live for her.