Because one of the show’s stars, Shain Gandee, died from carbon monoxide poisoning last week, MTV (aka the beacon of morals) decided to shut down Buckwild and cancel the show. MTV said in a statement to TMZ that since Shain was an important part of the show, they feel like there’s no point in going on. So what they’re trying to tell us is that if The Situation would’ve died from overdosing on AXE body spray during season 3 of Jersey Shore, we would’ve never been terrorized by season 4 and beyond.
One dude who is not happy about the cancellation of Buckwild is the show’s producer and the cast’s manager J.P. Williams. J.P. tells The Hollywood Reporter that he’s got the scent of a wet anus wafting up into his nostrils and he doesn’t like it at all.
“This is the network that has shows about teen pregnancy. They’ll stick by a show that allows you to abandon a child, but a kid dies by accident doing what he does for a living and they cancel the show? There’s something that smells of shit here on every level. My job is to protect these kids. This will get ugly.”
J.P. says that they’re not going to stop shooting new episodes of Buckwild and he plans to produce a movie version.
Wait, Shain Gandee did mudding for a living? I thought he was a garbage man for a living? So either J.P. doesn’t know what his client really did for a living or MTV lied to us all (and they never do that) or the police lied to us and Shain really died while collecting garbage. I guess, we’ll never know. And I think J.P.’s line about smelling doody got cut off. The full quote is: “There’s something that smells of shit here on every level and I hate it when the smell of caca covers up the smell of more MONAY!!!“