Hot Slut Of The Day!

Christina, the woman who went on Steve Harvey to admit that she’s got a serious food fetish for Popeye’s spicy chicken and it makes her pop like nothing else.

If KFC is finger lickin’ good, then I guess Popeye’s is finger fuckin’ good, because Christina told Steve Harvey, his audience and who ever watches his show that when her dude isn’t taking her higher while boning, she thinks of spicy chicken and it butters her biscuit, basically. I don’t even want to know what this chick does with Popeye’s spicy chicken tenders and mashed potato gravy.

Remember when Maury Povich had hos with phobias on his show and whatever their phobia was he brought it out and made them face it? That’s what Steve Harvey should’ve done with ole’ fried chicken fucker here to see if she’s bullshitting or not. He should’ve brought out a wheelbarrow full of Popeye’s spicy chicken and if ten seconds later the audience’s shoes were covered in panty pudding, then everybody would know that Christina is telling the truth.

If Christina is telling the truth, she’s a HSOTD and Popeye’s should start selling spicy chicken grease lube just for her. If Christina isn’t telling the truth, she’s a HSOTD, because even though she’s lying she’ll still forever be known as that kinky ho who LOVES that chicken at Popeye’s a little too much and she’s totally okay with that.

via Uproxx (For Nancy B.)