Diddy seems to always be dating Cassie, but I guess he pushed her to the side again, because he was supposedly moisturizing the sexy all over Kate Upton at LIV in Miami on March 23. Kate stopped humping on Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander a couple of months ago and now some source tells the NYDN that she’s rubbing her nips all over Diddy’s gold grill.
One witness type said that they saw Diddy and Kate stabbing each other’s mouths with their tongues at LIV and “they weren’t trying to hide it.” Then last Thursday, Diddy and Kate had dinner at Gemma in NYC. So all signs point to they’re doing it part-time.
Kate is 20 and Diddy is 43. Kate could probably get a million rich dudes and Diddy never closes his mouth and most likely tastes like tonsil stones and JLo’s dirty ass. So I’m not sure why this is happening. Maybe Kate Upton figures that since she’s at the age where it’s okay to blatantly make shitty decisions, she might as well blatantly make as many shitty decisions as she can. She already made this shitty decision (Note: posing for Terry Richardson sometimes leads to him jizzing on your face) and this shitty decision (Note: letting a horse nibble on your crotch is never a good idea, ask all of Trace Cyrus’ ex-girlfriends), so she figures that she might as well make a few more. I guess that one day in the future, Kate wants to be able to tell her grandkids, “Diddy drank Cristal out of my cooch on a yacht once!”
UPDATE: Diddy’s tongue was not down Kate Upton’s throat, according to Diddy.