Afternoon Crumbs

April 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Jeremiah Brent, formerly known as Rachel “Chupa” Zoe’s assistant, and Nate Berkus, currently known as a member of Oprah’s mafia, are engaged to be married. In related news, I want to get gay engaged to that Double-Double – Towleroad

Macaulay Culkin looks like a fourth-rate Kurt Cobain impersonator, but I’d still choose his ass for Ashton Kutcher’s Lainey Gossip

The Howe Twins have matching weaves and matching tits, but it’s a shame that they don’t have matching Sharpie eyebrows too – Hollywood Tuna 

All the Photoshop was used on these Christina Milian bikini pictures – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret clipped Miranda Kerr’s angel wings – Celebitchy

Teen Mom Farrah lives in her own world where she thinks her staged porn is worth more than two pesos and an expired Arby’s coupon – The Superficial  

I’m still waiting for a Sloth Bowl, personally – Jezebel

Disappointment IS me realizing that these aren’t pictures of La Pequena ICYDK

It’s nice to know that Taylor Momsen is still smearing charcoal ash all over her eyes – Just Jared

“How is that silver ball floating like magic like that?!” – my dumb ass after looking at the red fan necklace on the dude next to Sofia VergaraPopoholic

Brandi Glanville SANS FARDS – HuffPo

Is the dick really THAT good? – Crunk + Disorderly 

More like, “In beautiful doggy news…” – Celebslam

That kitty isn’t sleeping, it’s just doing what I do after I read Amanda Bynes’ latest tweet – OMG Blog 

It’s got a face – The Berry 

You know what’s really a sign from God? Patti Burke’s bangs – Videogum

I’m getting “Anne Hathaway in 20 years” vibes from Calista FlockhartPopsugar

Fuggatry galore – Moe Jackson 

Long before Lindsay Lohan was cutting her coke with Jell-O powder – SOW

This picture was taken one second after Goopy Paltrow’s assistant told her that they put regular honey instead of manuka honey in her dressing room – I’m Not Obsessed 

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