Afternoon Crumbs
Jeremiah Brent, formerly known as Rachel “Chupa” Zoe’s assistant, and Nate Berkus, currently known as a member of Oprah’s mafia, are engaged to be married. In related news, I want to get gay engaged to that Double-Double – Towleroad
Macaulay Culkin looks like a fourth-rate Kurt Cobain impersonator, but I’d still choose his ass for Ashton Kutcher’s – Lainey Gossip
The Howe Twins have matching weaves and matching tits, but it’s a shame that they don’t have matching Sharpie eyebrows too – Hollywood Tuna
All the Photoshop was used on these Christina Milian bikini pictures – Drunken Stepfather
Victoria’s Secret clipped Miranda Kerr’s angel wings – Celebitchy
Teen Mom Farrah lives in her own world where she thinks her staged porn is worth more than two pesos and an expired Arby’s coupon – The Superficial
I’m still waiting for a Sloth Bowl, personally – Jezebel
Disappointment IS me realizing that these aren’t pictures of La Pequena – ICYDK
It’s nice to know that Taylor Momsen is still smearing charcoal ash all over her eyes – Just Jared
“How is that silver ball floating like magic like that?!” – my dumb ass after looking at the red fan necklace on the dude next to Sofia Vergara – Popoholic
Brandi Glanville SANS FARDS – HuffPo
Is the dick really THAT good? – Crunk + Disorderly
More like, “In beautiful doggy news…” – Celebslam
That kitty isn’t sleeping, it’s just doing what I do after I read Amanda Bynes’ latest tweet – OMG Blog
It’s got a face – The Berry
You know what’s really a sign from God? Patti Burke’s bangs – Videogum
I’m getting “Anne Hathaway in 20 years” vibes from Calista Flockhart – Popsugar
Fuggatry galore – Moe Jackson
Long before Lindsay Lohan was cutting her coke with Jell-O powder – SOW
This picture was taken one second after Goopy Paltrow’s assistant told her that they put regular honey instead of manuka honey in her dressing room – I’m Not Obsessed