Would You Hit It?

April 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s full-time Housewives wrangler Andy Cohen making an “Oh shit, I sat on it too fast” face while sunning his nipples at his hotel in Miami yesterday. Let’s get to it. Yes, I’d hit it, but only because he’s the Rhoda to Anderson Cooper’s Mary, so he’s one degree away from the Silver Fox. I’m sure that during one of their slumber parties, Anderson drooled on Andy’s arm while they were spooning in a sleeping bag and Andy hasn’t washed that spot since. So basically, I’d just hump that spot repeatedly.

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