Lindsay Lohan is on The Late Show tonight and she obviously thought she was there to promote Scary Movie 5, but everybody else knows that she’s really there to promote her latest forced visit to the tank. CBS released this preview clip of David Letterman asking LiLo about rehab and her booze addictions, and her fermented tangerine face nearly peeled off her head as she kept looking to the side and lacing all of her answers with sarcasm before spitting them out. (By the way, I think she kept looking to the side, because she kept waiting for the cops to show up to arrest herself for ripping the fabric off of somebody’s nana’s couch and wearing it as a dress.)
LiLo told Letterman that she’s going to dry out for 3 months and when he asked her why she’s going to rehab, she said, “We didn’t discuss this in the pre-interview, just saying.” Then she spat out the same shit she always spits out about how she’s happiest when she’s working and how rehab is going to help her focus on what she loves and blah blah blah blah blah. Everyone clapped and then she got pissed when he asked her if she’s addicted to booze.
Why does LiLo always go on and on about how much she loves working? Ho, please. If she really loved to work, she’d actually show up to work. But anyway, I don’t think LiLo liked any of Letterman’s questions, but she should’ve done what she usually does when she doesn’t like what someone is saying, slap him! Then White Oprah could’ve ran out and given Letterman a lap dance while LiLo stole that mic and mug to sell at a pawn shop.
On a positive note, her sandpaper voice exfoliated the inside of my ears.
And here’s LiLo before and after the show.