That Is The Face Of A Man Who Is Doing It With Charlize Theron

And that is the face of a woman who now knows that everybody knows that she’s doing Seth MacFarlane.

Charlize Theron was supposedly sniffing all over Seth McFartlane’s crotch at an Oscars after-party in February and now here they are leaving Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills last night. The humanized Peter Brady bobblehead doll has a smug look on his face that says “oh yeah, you know where my peen is going tonight” and Charlize Theron is making the true definition of a shame face. It’s the same face a Craigslist one-night-stand makes when I see one of them out in public. I know that face!

Seth McFartlane always has a smug face on, but now he really has a reason to be a smug bitch. When you’re getting naked with Charlize Theron on the regular, you’re probably always happily smug no matter what happens to you. If Seth got food poisoning and spent the entire night barfing up shit and shitting up barf, he can stop for a second and let out a smug smile, because he reminded himself that he’s fucking Charlize Theron. If Seth opens up a bag of delicious Gummy Bears and finds that they all melted together and formed a disgusting bar of gumminess (that’s the worst), he can curse at the air for a second and then stop to let out a smug smile, because he remembered that he’s fucking Charlize Theron. If he finds out that his entire family has been kidnapped by pirates, he can…..you know what I’m going to type.

Seth is directing Charlize in a movie, so this could’ve been a business thing, but her “yes, I’m hitting it and I’m not proud of it” face says everything.