Yesterday wasn’t a good day for chichis. First, the season premiere of Mad Men barely had any Joan and her magnificent chichis in it and now this! It’s probably hard to read these words when a thick layer of vomit is covering your eyeballs, but you should try so at least you know why you’re going to be temporarily blind today. Here’s Dog the Bounty Hunter covering his deep fried salmon meatball face with Beth Chapman’s two ton titties at the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas yesterday. This is making my Monday hangover feel hungover.
I really don’t know which part is harder on my eyes, stomach and sensitive areas? Is it Dog’s bald spot which sort of looks like a hairy nutsack? Is it the way he’s smearing his nostril grease all over her chest? Or is it the fact that I now know what it looks like when he tosses Beth’s salad since her suffocating chichis resemble a giant ass? It’s all of the above! It’s everything. Even Beth’s elegant eyebrow jooree and her stunning lip liner can’t erase the gross from this picture.
In case you want to barf more through your eyes, here’s more pictures of Beth and Dog making sweet jerky-on-ham love at the ACM Awards. Because you might need to rinse your retinas out with something less disgusting, I also threw in some pictures of Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwears, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Big Bird’s carcass and Swifty.