Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Kellie Nightlinger, wilderness survivalist, a former gold miner, star of “Naked and Afraid” on the Discovery Channel and the ho who can catch fish with her twat. The last one is what she’ll be known for now and forever.

The Discovery Channel knows that what everyone wants to see is a naked person surviving in the wild and using their genitals as fishing bait, so they dropped Kellie Nightlinger and a survivalist dude in the middle of nowhere with only a few clothes on their body. Kellie tells the NYDN that they were so damn starving and needed some protein in their stomachs, so she did what she had to do and that involved snatching fish with her snatch.

“We were very hungry and needed fish for our survival. We needed something with protein and because the water was so muddy, traditional fishing methods wouldn’t work, so I had to improvise, adapt and overcome.”

Not only did Kellie catch a whole lot of fish with her pussy, but she probably also got the yeast infection of all yeast infections so she started queefing out crumbs of bread. Food for days! And Parasite Hilton is probably pfft-ing at all of this, because she’s got crabs, lobsters, butter sauce and cheesy bread on her chocha. Bitch has got a whole Admiral’s Feast from Red Lobster up in there.

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