Somebody in Newport Beach, CA lived out one of my fantasies last night by busting a CITIZEN’S ARREST on a bitch. That bitch was Jenna Jameson and surprisingly, she wasn’t citizen’s arrested for impersonating a methed-out moray eel. Jenna Jameson was arrested for allegedly beating on a trick.
TMZ says that Flotsam and Jetsam’s long-lost cracked out sister was hanging out on the Balboa Peninsula when she got into some kind of altercation with someone. The altercation led to Jenna allegedly beating on that trick and that led to the trick dropping a citizen’s arrest on her ass. The alleged victim then got a police officer’s attention and Jenna was arrested for real. She was cited for battery and released. (Insert your own “she also needs to be cited for battering her coochie repeatedly” joke here.)
We all know Jenna Jameson as an extremely classy, law-abiding and graceful lady of elegance, so this is extremely out of character for her. Jenna’s pristine reputation is tarnished forever.
But seriously, Jenna Jameson is turning 39 in a couple of days, so she’s way too old to be throwing fists at whores on the boardwalk. 39-year-old mothers shouldn’t be beating up bitches out in public like that. 39-year-old mothers should be drunkenly beating up another mother during her child’s birthday party in her backyard. I mean, really, Jenna, grow up.