Hundreds of 11-year-old One Directioners went mute and are now in a walking coma after they had several heart attacks and hit puberty hard when Harry Styles got pantsed by that other twink Liam Payne in London last night. Yes, it was a totally natural and not-at-all staged moment. That Liam trick must have the strength of a hundred Khloe Kardashians, because he pulled those pants down fast. Those pants are painted on, so it’s impressive that Liam didn’t need three shoe horns, a chisel and a spatula to pry them off. It’s almost as if he’s done it before (wink wink).
And is he wearing a crotchless jack strap underneath his underwear? I bet they were a gift from Taylor.