Fill Your Ear Holes With The Raw Soothing Sounds Of A Bewigged Nightingale

April 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta knocked the wig off of Kim Zolciak’s head when she sued Kim for not giving her a dime of Tardy For The Party’s profits. Kim slapped back at Kandi by claiming that she did give Kandi a cut of the profits and now Kandi is slapping back harder. The war between Kandi and Kim is now claiming causalities and those casualties are our ear drums.

Kandi obviously gave Funky Dineva this raw and untouched recording of the wailing wig yodeling out tattered and bruised musical notes while trying to sing “The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing.” I guess being on key doesn’t mean a thing either. Before you press play, you better prepared to laugh, cry and plug your ears to stop the bleeding. Pressing play will also bring the animal police to your front door, because this sounds like a deaf dog getting choked out. And all those “whoahs” sound like a drowning Joey Lawrence.

Kandi is oh so right for this. Or should I say, Kandi is whoaohwhoahohwhoah so right for this.

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