Open Post: Hosted By Falkor In A Bikini

April 6, 2013 / Posted by:

Just a few days after Brandi Glanville flashed the original blueprint for LeAnn Rimes’ tit job, LeAnn was out on Miami Beach showing off her miles-apart plastic chest globes. But it was hard for LeAnn to sun her skinny Falkor body with all those paps taking her picture. LeAnn tweeted this hilarious mess of words today:

I guess I’ll go for an ocean dip at midnight cause there are at least 30 paparazzi and @kikicaldas has disowned me.

How dare the paparazzi continue to stalk LeAnn! They’re vultures circling around a horse carcass in a bikini. Why did they have to show up to the exact address she texted to them a couple of hours before these pictures were taken? Why did they have to stand in the spot she marked on the ground so they’d get clear shots of her? Why did they have to pick up the phone when she called to tell them that she was five seconds away from sticking her ass out for their cameras? And why did they have to click their cameras when her ass practically said “cheese” for them? Why can’t they just leave Falkor aloooooooone?!

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