Everybody should take this picture that Kim Kardashian threw up on Instagram today as a direct threat, because this is only the beginning and in a couple of months we’ll be looking at her knocked up naked body on the cover of National Geographic. Brace your eyeballs now.
While covered in more face paint than a drag queen clown in a beauty pageant, Kim rolled up her shirt and showed off the skin dome covering her almost 6-month-old fetus. You know, something in the milk ain’t clean about that picture. Where are the tiny handprints from her Kimye fetus banging on her bump while screaming for someone to save them from those fame whores? Why isn’t a giant dollar sign glowing over her belly? Yeah, this shit is totally ‘shopped!
In other Kartrashian non-news, yesterday Ray J twatted out the cover of his single “I Hit It First” and it was obviously a pixelated picture of a pre-Kanye Kim. Today, TMZ posted a few lyrics from this mess of a song:
She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.
I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West
No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.
Is Ray J really trying to say that he hit it before EVERYBODY including Kanye’s ass? This bitch. If you lined up every one of Kim’s fuck partners from the first one she hit to the last one she hit, and stood at the front of the line, you’d need several long range lenses to see Ray J. But nice try.
UPDATE: Ray J’s musical STUNT QUEEN move just leaked and here it is if you need that in your ears today.
I hate that I’m going to be singing “IhitIhitIhitIhit” all damn weekend.