Open Post: Hosted By Mama June

April 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Beyonce, who?! Mama June stepped out of her hotel in NYC last night and gave Pepsi the most important endorsement in the history of their brand. Pepsi can go ahead and rip up the five trillion dollar contract they with Beyonce and never hire another spokeswhore again, because it’ll never get better than this for them. If Pepsi’s good enough for Mama June to moisturize her luscious river of chins with, then it’s good enough to drink. (Truth talk: I’m still not going to drink that mess. Pepsi Cola tastes like Lana Del Rey’s pussy.)

Here’s more of the blonde bombshell of Georgia leaving her hotel last night and also pictures of her and Honey Boo Boo falling in love with ice cream yesterday afternoon.

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