It’s always a sad day when a tiny Finnish cockatoo and a screeching gay raver Elvis can’t make it work. Glamberace tells South Florida Gay News that he and his reporter/host/reality show person boyfriend Sauli Koskinen are no longer putting on MAC eyeliner next to each other in the bathroom mirror. Glamberace says that about two months ago, their relationship started slowly crawling toward the exit door and I hope that scarf blouse Sauli is wearing followed it, because that never is and never was the look. This is what Madam Lambert said:
“It’s been kind of on its way out in the last couple of months. Sauli and I remain really good friends, and I know it’s a cliché thing to say. But it’s totally true. I just gave him a coffee and bagel earlier today. He’s a great person and we’ve had an amazing couple of years together. Things have just run their course.”
This really isn’t surprising, because dating a trick who uses as many hair products as you do is never a good idea. It will always ends in you crying over the empty tub of pomade that your boyfriend used up. I don’t care if the dick makes me see Jesus and all the disciples, I will dump a whore if I open up my pomade and find a finger dent I know I didn’t make. That is grounds for a break-up. When Glamberace says that things “have just run their course,” he really meant that he just got sick of a bitch taking his diffuser attachment.
And here’s Glamberace looking like a rejected JEM! character while walking to The Abbey in West Hollywood with Raja from Drag Race last week.