Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Have A Mental Illness, She Has An Eating Disorder

Water is wet, the sky is blue, birds chirp, John Travolta loves a man chowder facial in the morning and Amanda Bynes is ranting on Twitter. Amanda is mad at the media and blogs for using paparazzi pictures of her when writing about how crazy she is. Because the bathroom selfies she takes are so much more flattering, Amanda wants everyone to start using those pictures when writing articles she clearly doesn’t read. Amanda also tweeted that she doesn’t need an intimate date with anti-depressants and a board certified psychiatrist, because she’s one hundred percent sane and she doesn’t suffer from a mental disorder, but she does suffer from an eating disorder. (I don’t know if it’s the right time to tell Amanda that an eating disorder sort of kind of is a mental disorder, so let’s all just nod awkwardly.)

Jesus, take the iPhone!

Amanda does have a point though, because all of her pictures on Twitter display her as a stable person whose sanity hasn’t gone off the rails and crashed into a pile of used eyelashes and clearance wigs from Ricky’s. And I don’t even know what to think about this entire situation anymore, so I’m just going to say that looking like a chola Smurfette in a women’s prison IS the look.