Afternoon Crumbs
This exquisite portrait of Khia in a Gators towel toga needs to be the University of Florida’s official seal – Crunk + Disorderly
James Franco uses over 300 words to say that he fingered himself all through Ryan Gosling’s new movie – Lainey Gossip
My favorite Republican ice sculpture is starring in a play about the Prop 8 trials in Phoenix – Towleroad
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale do a really good job of hiding their faces from the paps – Drunken Stepfather
And Goopy Paltrow went on to say, “…but still don’t let that heffa anywhere near me, because if it burps in my direction I’ll gain 10 pounds” – The Superficial
James McAvoy is okay with your crotch fur, by the way – Celebitchy
So I’m still watching 90210, because I’m a ride or die bitch until the end, and there’s a character on there named Adriana. They call her AID for short, so when they say they’re going to her house, they’ll say something like, “Hey, let’s hang out at Aid’s house.” It makes me awkwardly laugh every time. Do the writers even realize? Anyway, here’s Aid in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
Victoria Justice’s dress has a weird growth on it – Popoholic
My day was made as soon as I scrolled down to #6 and thought that a huge, fat burrito peen was flopping out of his pants – The Berry
Kellan Lutz is playing Hercules, because there’s only so many actors in Hollywood who have six-packs on their nipples and can bench press two Hummers at a time – ICYDK
What in exploding Jo-Ann’s Fabrics hell are these people wearing? – Just Jared
Barbie SANS FARDS – SOW
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are going to be on Broadway together – Popsugar
The National Enquirer screams out GAY SEX HORROR like it’s a bad thing – Boy Culture
Does this mean we’ll finally get a Noxeema Jackson biopic? – Videogum
This is what it looks like when Jessica Alba’s butt munches on her bikini bottom – Moe Jackson
Kim Cattrall has been a diet since 1974 – I’m Not Obsessed