41-year-old multi-millionaire hotelier Vikram Chatwal, better known as Lindsay Lohan’s regular, was put into handcuffs at Florida’s Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport on Tuesday when his stupid ass tried to get onto an airplane with a whole lot of drugs shoved into his panties and carry-on. What an amateur. LiLo has never been more embarrassed, because she can shove half of Bolivia into her Chocha Full of Grace and easily walk by a drug-sniffing dog. The drug-sniffing dog’s nose doesn’t even twitch, but probably because it knows to hold its breath whenever she walks by.
Both People and TMZ say that TSA found 6 grams of heroin, coke, Xanax, weed, cat tranquilizers and other pills hidden in his crotch area and bag. Vikram didn’t have a prescription for any of those drugs and he later admitted that he bought all of that shit illegally. The TSA handed him over to the Broward County Sherrif’s Office and he was booked on one count of trafficking and seven counts of possession.
LiLo couldn’t be reached for comment, because she was too busy scratching out Vikram’s number from her black book. How can she be associated with a first degree dum-dum who didn’t use the fool-proof “THAT’S NOT MY CROTCH! THAT’S NOT MY BAG!” excuse? But Michael Lohan was available for comment (duh) and he told Radar that he’s really happy about this:
“I hope all the money in the world can’t get him out of this one. After seeing pictures of him in the past partying with Lindsay in the Dream Hotel it scares me to think that he had ketamine in his possession. I can only image what might have or would have happened to Lindsay with a sick person like this. Even worse, after communicating with Dina she has the nerve to actually defend Vikram. Birds of a feather flock together!”
Of course White Oprah’s going to defend Vikram. You never bite the hand that feeds you coke. It’s kind of funny, because “I can only image what might happen to Lindsay with a sick person like this” is the same thing the nurse thought to herself when she handed over a baby LiLo to Michael Lohan.
Here’s LiLo, Vikram and her other sugar daddy Domingo Zapata at some gallery show opening last year.