The prophet of Facebook, Jada Pinkett Smith, is always up for opening her mouth to talk about her marriage and she’s already told everyone that Will and her are boning all the time. They bone until their fuck parts fall off, then they slap their fuck parts back on and keep on boning. So because Jada is all for talking about her marriage, HuffPo Live asked her about the rumor that she and Will are allowed to pass their genitals to who ever they want, whenever they want. Jada spit out a quick “no” and then she explained that Will can stick his dick in anything he wants as long as he can look himself in the mirror afterward. Jada said this shit:
“I think people get that idea, because Will and I are very relaxed with one another. You know, from how I’ve answered questions like, ‘Girl, what would you do if he came home and this and that and that and being married to a big superstar like Will, how do you deal with other women”‘ I’ve always told Will, ‘You can do whatever you want as long as you can look at yourself in the mirror and be okay.‘ Because at the end of the day, Will is his own man. I’m here as his partner, but he is his own man. He has to decide who he wants to be and that’s not for me to do for him. Or vice versa.”
So what I’m getting from this is that Will Smith doesn’t own a mirror and hasn’t looked at one in years and he uses his iPhone camera to check to see if his forehead needs another visit from the Botox needle. Jada didn’t say anything about looking at himself in his iPhone camera. And somewhere Tiger Woods is cursing at God for not making Jada Pinkett a straight white woman with blond hair. He would’ve married her so hard.
Here’s Will and a Madame-fied Jada at the premiere of Free Angela and all Political Prisoners in NYC last night.