The Hottest Boy On Girls Quits Girls

April 4, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

I should correct that title. Personally, I think that Adam is the hottest guy on Girls, because I’m gross and have a thing for long-faced, Afghan Hound-looking dudes who look like they smell like snots and always have crusty sleepies in their eyes. Glad I could clear that up.

Page Six says that Christopher Abbott, who plays Charlie on Girls, figuratively flipped Lena Dunham off, pushed the emergency exit and slid down the inflatable yellow slide to freedom. A source says that as soon as shooting for season 3 started, Charlie and Lena Dunham started fighting about the direction of his character. Season 2 ended (SPOILER ALERT) with Charlie getting back together with the oh-so-pube-pulling-annoying Marnie after he got rich from inventing some app. Christopher Abbot’s rep confirmed that he’s not going to be on the show next season:

“[Chris] is grateful for the experience of collaborating with Lena, Judd [Apatow], and the entire ‘Girls’ cast and crew, but right now he’s working on numerous other projects and has decided not to return to the show.”

A rep for HBO said that Lena Dunham will slap a black curly wig on her right tit and it will resume the role of Charlie.

Tags: Cassie, Girls, Quit This Bitch

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