Yesterday, Beyonce released a mysterious teaser trailer for something big that was going to happen on April 4th. The bumblebeys of the beyhive all stung each other out of excitement, because they thought she was going to throw a new song at them, but nope. It turns out her “something big” is a Pepsi commercial. It shouldn’t be surprising that Beyonce releases a teaser trailer for a commercial since she releases a teaser trailer five minutes before she has a bowel movement.
I guess drinking Pepsi while you’re under the influence of yourself and wig glue makes you hallucinate, because Beyonce starts a dance-off with Beyonces of the past. Whatever, I’ll save my excitement for when Basement Baby’s commercial for Mountain Lighting airs on Public Access.