Afternoon Crumbs

April 4, 2013 / Posted by:

For once, I’m going to thank Brit Brit for decorating her feet with the official footwear of Hell, because those UGGs are distracting me from her possible camel toe situation – Just Jared

In case you want to fill your ear holes with a few bars of Beyonce’s cover of “Back to Black” – Lainey Gossip

EJ Johnson can protect himself by beating a trick with his pocket book, but Magic Johnson has his back just in case – Towleroad

And here’s Heidi Klum’s uncensored life-saving nip – The Superficial 

Ryan Gosling’s new movie just looks like Drive in Bangkok, but I’d still let him drag me around by my mouth – Jezebel

Ivanka Trump is working working working working working always working – Celebitchy

Mimi needs to visit the Gay Mermtailor of Florida if she really wants to be a magical mermaid – Drunken Stepfather

Today’s Jill Martin is in a two piece and in his office at 30 Rock, Matt Lauer just shut the door and grabbed the lotion – Hollywood Tuna

I wish Mrs. Roper was still alive today so she could show that trick MiserAlba how to really wear that caftan – Popoholic

Oh, Matthew Lillard, you have to take off John Stamos’ clothes before you try to suck off his nipple knob – The Berry 

Thank every God for pixelated bars – ICYDK

Another day, another Real Housewives of New Jersey brawl – Reality Tea

If that really is Sisquo’s peen, then Sisquo’s peen has been through some serious shit – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Rob Kartrashian and Pimp Mama Kris look like fools, but what else is new? – Moe Jackson

RPattz duckfaces it in Los Feliz while holding hands with KStewPopsugar

Is this Jay Leno’s recreation of the Kim Kardashian sex tape? – SOW

Taylor Swift goes shopping for groceries, manages not to catch herself a new boyfriend while doing so – I’m Not Obsessed

What do you expect with a name like Daddy Yankee? – Queerty

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