Afternoon Crumbs

For once, I’m going to thank Brit Brit for decorating her feet with the official footwear of Hell, because those UGGs are distracting me from her possible camel toe situation – Just Jared

In case you want to fill your ear holes with a few bars of Beyonce’s cover of “Back to Black” – Lainey Gossip

EJ Johnson can protect himself by beating a trick with his pocket book, but Magic Johnson has his back just in case – Towleroad

And here’s Heidi Klum’s uncensored life-saving nip – The Superficial 

Ryan Gosling’s new movie just looks like Drive in Bangkok, but I’d still let him drag me around by my mouth – Jezebel

Ivanka Trump is working working working working working always working – Celebitchy

Mimi needs to visit the Gay Mermtailor of Florida if she really wants to be a magical mermaid – Drunken Stepfather

Today’s Jill Martin is in a two piece and in his office at 30 Rock, Matt Lauer just shut the door and grabbed the lotion – Hollywood Tuna

I wish Mrs. Roper was still alive today so she could show that trick MiserAlba how to really wear that caftan – Popoholic

Oh, Matthew Lillard, you have to take off John Stamos’ clothes before you try to suck off his nipple knob – The Berry 

Thank every God for pixelated bars – ICYDK

Another day, another Real Housewives of New Jersey brawl – Reality Tea

If that really is Sisquo’s peen, then Sisquo’s peen has been through some serious shit – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Rob Kartrashian and Pimp Mama Kris look like fools, but what else is new? – Moe Jackson

RPattz duckfaces it in Los Feliz while holding hands with KStew – Popsugar

Is this Jay Leno’s recreation of the Kim Kardashian sex tape? – SOW

Taylor Swift goes shopping for groceries, manages not to catch herself a new boyfriend while doing so – I’m Not Obsessed

What do you expect with a name like Daddy Yankee? – Queerty