Three days ago, a stork built a nest on top of Heather Morris’ garage and that means it’s getting ready to bring her a baby. UsWeekly says that 26-year-old Heather Morris has a 3-month-old fetus friend growing in her womb and she made it with her high school sweetheart turned grown-up boyfriend Taylor Hubbell. A source says that Heather and Taylor didn’t plan for her to come down with a case of the BABIES!!, which means either the condom broke, she bought her birth control pills off the Internet or she really doesn’t know that a baby is made when a sperm fish swims out of a dude’s peen and shoves itself into a lady egg.
“She’s a little more than three months along and starting to show,” the source says of the Scottsdale, Ariz. The dad-to-be is the star’s longtime boyfriend Taylor Hubbell, whom she met in high school.
“It was totally unexpected, but they are incredibly happy and excited,” the source tells Us.
Although a second pal says the pair have no plans to wed just yet, a march down the aisle might not be far off. Says the source: “I see it in their future.”
Finn from Glee went to rehab and it got him a blurb in People Magazine. Brittany got knocked up and it got her a blurb in UsWeekly. So that means that right now Lea Michele is getting it on with a turkey baster and a meth pipe, because next week’s covers of UsWeekly and People are HERS!!!!!