Beyonce Is A Modern-Day Feminist

April 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Some people threw a subtle “err, come again?” squint eye at Beyonce when she announced that the name of her tour The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. I squinted at her ass, because when I saw the title, “The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour,” I automatically assumed that my dreams had finally come true and somebody was putting a hologram Nell Carter on tour and I didn’t like being tricked. Others squinted at Beyonce, because she was calling herself Mrs. Carter and that isn’t really independent of her, or something. But the Mary to Blue Ivy Carter’s Jesus tells British Vogue (via Necole Bitchie) that even though she’s not really about labels, she considers herself a modern-day feminist. Beyonce believes in equals rights for women, men, children and WIGS!

Beyonce on calling herself Mrs. Carter: “I feel like Mrs Carter is who I am, but more bold and more fearless than I’ve ever been. It comes from knowing my purpose and really meeting myself once I saw my child. I was like, ‘OK, this is what you were born to do’. The purpose of my body became completely different.”

Beyonce on if she’s a feminist: “That word can be very extreme, but I guess I am a modern-day feminist. I do believe in equality. Why do you have to choose what type of woman you are? Why do you have to label yourself anything? I’m just a woman and I love being a woman. I do believe in equality and that we have a way to go and it’s something that’s pushed aside and something that we have been conditioned to accept. But I’m happily married. I love my husband.”

Rush Limbaugh is so confused right now and doesn’t know what to think, so he’s just going to look for the answers he needs at the bottom of a bowl of Oxycontin. And judging by these pictures, the purpose of her body at that very moment was to take a huge shit, because she looks like she’s a wet fart away from losing control of her bowels.

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