Would You Hit It?

April 2, 2013 / Posted by:

Since Justin Timberlake viciously murdered his luscious ringlets with a flat iron and some straightening balm, somebody has to proudly work a head full of tight curls. Enter Bradley Cooper’s ass. Here’s B. Coop looking hot while walking with Jennifer Lawrence to the set of David O. Russell’s new movie in Boston today. Everything about this look works from that manicured beard to that open shirt to that thick layer of bronzer on his skin to his freshly permed hair which makes his head looks like it’s covered in a field of snail shells. B. Coop looks like a 70s porn producer/pimp who sleeps on a waterbed covered in tiger print satin sheets and dips his nuts in Spanish Fly oil. Swoon.

This might be the first time B. Coop has ever done things to me, so yes, I’d hit it. And I’d really hit it if B. Coop matched the carpet to the drapes by perming his pubes.

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