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April 2, 2013 / Posted by:

KLASS Horchata Instant Drink Mix.

Every now and again, my abuelita would make us her own horchata using rice, water, leche, whatever was half-rotting in the fridge and at least fifteen bags of sugar, and she’d stir it with the same wooden spoon she raised at our asses if we tried to drink any before she finished making it. It was delicious. So when I saw this shit called KLASS Horchata Instant Drink Mix at the store, I picked it up fast. It’s made by KLASS, so how can it go wrong? Oh, it went wrong. The KL must be silence, because it tastes like sweat running down a dirty ass. If you took week old Uncle Ben’s rice, mashed it together with suntan oil, smeared that mess all over a dirty ass and then licked it up, that’s what KLASS Horchata Mix tastes like. I should honor my abuelita and slap myself in the mouth with a wooden spin for even thinking of drink that crap.

But it gets the HSOTD badge, because it has KLASS in its name and it has so many chemicals in it that if you snort it up, you’ll probably get a quick high. Also, the name is the best. Horchata Klass would make a really, really good drag name.

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