Afternoon Crumbs

April 2, 2013 / Posted by:

I really hope this cover of British GQ doesn’t give those evil bitches in Hollywood any ideas, because we don’t need a Pretty Woman remake and I don’t need to hear Hermione Granger say, “I got a runner in my pantyhose!”Hollywood Tuna

Rosario Dawson and Michael Fassbender might be doing it – Lainey Gossip

I think it’s about that time for us to introduce Michelle Shocked to Brit Brit’s old friend 5150 – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan has a ghost face of bruises on her leg – Drunken Stepfather

And here’s RiRi getting swallowed up by a sink hole – The Superficial 

Audrey Hepburn didn’t think she was beautiful…. I hope nobody up there tells her that someone in Hollywood thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was beautiful enough to play her or she’ll really go over the edge – Celebitchy

Hayden Panettiere wants some little treasure trollings one day – Just Jared

A star cookie necklace and a color coding sticker one piece still can’t make Rachel Bilson look like she has a personality – Popoholic

St. Angie Jolie is opening up an all-girls school in Afghanistan and it’ll be the perfect place for her to hunt for virgin blood – Just Jared

This list of baconified stuff is Mama June’s version of Brazzers – The Berry 

Robin Thicke’s publicity stunt got him more publicity – IDLYITW

Shain Gandee’s family can’t afford to pay for his funeral – Reality Tea

And here’s the Naked Guy from Shameless being naked – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Courtney Love is hawking NJOY now, which means that NJOY will start selling an electronic heroin pipe any second – Jezebel

I love how Hayden Panettiere can make out with Wladimir Klitschko’s nipple without bending down – Popsugar

Adam Levine on how he’s avoiding divorce – I’m Not Obsessed

Little Bunny Doo Doo and a sedated turtle – Hollywood Rag

How did somebody record the hallucinations I had the last time I dropped acid? – Videogum

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