Page Six says that at the Bowery Hotel in NYC on Good Friday night, Ryan Gosling’s Canadian hipster coolness evaporated when he turned into an overreacting, raging, jealous dick bag after a fashion photographer said “Hey, baby!” to his piece Eva Mendes. Don’t you just hate it when a crazy, jealous boyfriend kills your Janet Jackson moment by interrupting you before you can answer “No, my first name ain’t Baby” to a fashion photographer who just called you baby?
A witness type told Page Six that the fashion photographer recently shot Eva for something and Ryan Gosling must’ve not known that, because he went wild on a ho. The witness put it like this:
“Ryan got in the guy’s face and said, ‘Who are you calling baby?’ Eva had to jump in and calm everyone down before it came to fisticuffs. Ryan then made nice and shook the guy’s hand.”
Note to self: If I want Ryan Gosling to invade my personal space, breathe hot air into my face and spit all over me as he curses me out and threatens to fist me where it counts, just call Eva Mendes “baby.” So what I’m saying is that if I ever see Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling out in the wild, I’m going to call her “baby” over and over again and I’m going to make sure I’m all Crisco’d up before I do it.
Here’s Ryan in a velvet suit and Eva in Endora’s cotillion dress at The Place Beyond the Pines premiere in NYC last week.