When I woke up this morning, I was hung all the way over, I was bloated from eating Peeps wrapped in slices of maple glazed-ham and my nostrils were filled with dried snot plugs from allergies. But when I saw this at Buzzfeed and hit play, my head cleared and I could breathe again. This gay Brazilian twerk team cured me! They knocked my hangover out of me with their paddle ball asses!
This shit is mesmerizing and should be an Olympic sport. But if twerking was an Olympic sport, Scientology would probably win the gold. Because John Travolta, Tommy Girl and David Miscavige shake their asses more than this when they’re trying to get the sex juices out of their butts after a particularly messy Scientology-sponsored orgy.