Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Following in the footsteps of Sam Champion, Thomas Roberts, Anderson Cooper and now Jenna Wolfe – another high profile TV newsperson is thinking of coming out of the closet to reveal they too are gay.

Everyone in the business knows the truth about the person we see on TV five days a week, however recently after life became much more public, the pressure is mounting.

It’s very difficult to let people into half of your life and then close the door. Now the door is open you cannot shut it. (Naughty But Nice via Blind Gossip)

NBC would totally force Matt Lauer to lie and say that he’s transgender and about to get gender reassignment surgery if it made Today the #1 morning show again, but I’m going to guess that this is really about Robin Roberts?

This month marks the 9th anniversary for this gay couple. 9 years that this B list mostly television actor who is one of the very few actors to continue having a career after this hit network teen type show went off the air a few years back has hid his boyfriend. That is a long, long time. (CDAN)

I’ve got nothing, so I’m just going to pull a name out of my wet dreams….and that name is Scott Speedman!

Staff at a Hamburg sex shop say they were surprised to see which pop star – a favourite of Princess Di – buying glide gel, a dildo, and a special device with a cockring-like base and a dolphin-shaped vibrating tip? (Pop Bitch via Blind Gossip)

Elton John, and I have a feeling that Princess Di would totally approve.

WHICH TV star is just as well known as a gigolo to married women in Manhattan? (Page Six via Blind Gossip)

Wolf Blitzer, of course!

This boyfriend of an A list celebrity is using some of the money he is getting paid by the celebrity to pay for escorts. The guy is an idiot to be risking the millions he could make by sticking with the celebrity. (CDAN)

Casper Smart? Well, at least he finally realized that buying dick on Rent Boy is way more discreet than trolling glory holes.

When adult celebrities choose to act in scandalous ways, we freely talk about it. However, when their children are involved, we are always a bit more hesitant.

In this particular case, though, the way these parents are handling their children is so unusual that we think it is fair game to discuss it.

This celebrity couple has more than one child. One or both members of the couple has been married before, and not all of their children are biologically related to both parents. Their children have been raised in the spotlight, and one or more of the children has already started working in the entertainment industry.

They would like their children to be married someday and to produce grandchildren. Pretty normal stuff, right? However, the way that they are going about it is both unorthodox and unsettling.

A former employee told us that the couple has told staff: “The kids have been brought up with a very specific understanding of their role in this world. We expect them to marry someone who fits in so that they can support each other in that role. So we think it would be ideal if they paired off with each other and had children together to carry on the legacy we have created.”

That’s right! They are setting up their children to marry each other! To this end, the parents will be soon be purchasing property in the state of New Hampshire. Although they already own multiple homes, New Hampshire has the lowest marriageable age in the US (13 for the girl, 14 for the boy, as long as they have parental permission and a court waiver). As soon as both children are of age, they will be paired off and married to each other. Furthermore, they found out that if the daughter is pregnant, the court will certainly grant a waiver and that they can pull this off. Although they will continue to live with the parents, the child couple will be encouraged to have as many children as possible in order to continue the family legacy.

So far the children are going along with the plan. They have been carefully groomed to believe that this is a normal and natural arrangement. The whole family has often played “pretend wedding”, with the kids dressing us as bride and groom and going through a pretend ceremony. They do this so that when the time comes, they will be relaxed and ready to “dash” to the altar to do the real thing.

Not everyone in the household staff is cool with this arrangement. One employee has quit and one has been fired in the past year because they believe that it is wrong to force the children to do this, and they have threatened to report the parents to Child Services.

If you are wondering if both parents support this plan, the answer is yes. The woman is so dominant in this relationship (in more ways than one) that the man simply goes along with whatever she says. (Blind Gossip)

I can’t and I won’t. I’m just surprised that this isn’t about the Duggars. UPDATE: Duh. It was an April Fools joke. All day, I was trying to be so careful with that April Fools shit and then I fall for this. I would scream at Blind Gossip for tricking me, but I have to go buy a million baby presents for all my friends on Facebook who announced today that they’re knocked up.

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