Afternoon Crumbs
The Difficult Brown goes on the Today show and proclaims that he’s a changed man. You and your April Fools’ jokes are so funny, Fist Brown – Gawker
Tommy Girl assumes the position in Moscow – Lainey Gossip
Making Lindsay Lohan suck on Charlie Sheen’s corroded face is one way to get her to finally brush her teeth – Drunken Stepfather
You know you’re hungover when you’re still saying “I’d hit it” after looking at picture #2 – The Berry
The saddest part of this news is that now Benjamin Walker won’t have Meryl Streep as a mother-in-law anymore, because I hear she gets the best weed – Celebitchy
Eve (remember her?) and Gabe from Cobra Starship made an anti-bullying anthem together – Towleroad
Brit Brit should really open up her own Museum of Fugly Boots – Hollywood Tuna
Lindsay Lohan’s parched weave stops a nip slip situation from happening – The Superficial
Either Kate Beckinsale is sticking her ass out because she’s giving the paps a real show or she’s just trying to poot out a doody bubble – Popoholic
Snooki’s motherly advice to Kim Kartrashian – Skinny vs Curvy
Shain Gandee from Buckwild might’ve died from carbon monoxide poisoning – Reality Tea
Ryan Cabrera still has hair like a drowned guinea pig – ICYDK
These pictures of Katy Perry hiking remind me of how all my friends in L.A. are constantly asking me to go to hiking. All people want to do in L.A. is HIKE! Unless there’s a pile of usable dicks at the top of that hill, I’ll get my daily dose of exercise from walking from the sofa to the fridge to get another wine cooler, thankyouverymuch – IDLYITW
Tom Daly and his new pig should star in a prequel to Babe – OMG Blog
Mekhi Phifer got married – Just Jared
RPattz looks like the loneliest paddleboarder in the ocean Popsugar
File this under “lies that Pimp Mama Kris tells the tabloids.” Kim Kartrashian is faking the fat to get a Weight Watchers contract – I’m Not Obsessed
The official poster for the Broadway production of Romeo & Juliet starring Orlando Bloom and Condola Rashad looks a low-budget ad for Cialis – SOW
Debbie Reynolds throws some shade at the dearly departed Leslie Nielsen – Boy Culture