Afternoon Crumbs

April 1, 2013 / Posted by:

The Difficult Brown goes on the Today show and proclaims that he’s a changed man. You and your April Fools’ jokes are so funny, Fist Brown – Gawker

Tommy Girl assumes the position in Moscow – Lainey Gossip

Making Lindsay Lohan suck on Charlie Sheen’s corroded face is one way to get her to finally brush her teeth – Drunken Stepfather

You know you’re hungover when you’re still saying “I’d hit it” after looking at picture #2 – The Berry 

The saddest part of this news is that now Benjamin Walker won’t have Meryl Streep as a mother-in-law anymore, because I hear she gets the best weed – Celebitchy

Eve (remember her?) and Gabe from Cobra Starship made an anti-bullying anthem together – Towleroad

Brit Brit should really open up her own Museum of Fugly Boots – Hollywood Tuna 

Lindsay Lohan’s parched weave stops a nip slip situation from happening – The Superficial 

Either Kate Beckinsale is sticking her ass out because she’s giving the paps a real show or she’s just trying to poot out a doody bubble – Popoholic

Snooki’s motherly advice to Kim KartrashianSkinny vs Curvy

Shain Gandee from Buckwild might’ve died from carbon monoxide poisoning – Reality Tea

Ryan Cabrera still has hair like a drowned guinea pig – ICYDK

These pictures of Katy Perry hiking remind me of how all my friends in L.A. are constantly asking me to go to hiking. All people want to do in L.A. is HIKE! Unless there’s a pile of usable dicks at the top of that hill, I’ll get my daily dose of exercise from walking from the sofa to the fridge to get another wine cooler, thankyouverymuch – IDLYITW

Tom Daly and his new pig should star in a prequel to BabeOMG Blog

Mekhi Phifer got married – Just Jared

RPattz looks like the loneliest paddleboarder in the ocean Popsugar

File this under “lies that Pimp Mama Kris tells the tabloids.” Kim Kartrashian is faking the fat to get a Weight Watchers contract – I’m Not Obsessed

The official poster for the Broadway production of Romeo & Juliet starring Orlando Bloom and Condola Rashad looks a low-budget ad for Cialis – SOW

Debbie Reynolds throws some shade at the dearly departed Leslie NielsenBoy Culture

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